Q: If a rooster weathervane lays an egg, on which side of the roof will it fall?
A: Neither side! Weathervanes don’t lay eggs – especially roosters.
Q: What are the funniest weathervanes available?
Q: Why are roosters used for weathervanes and not chickens?
A: Because chickens are chicken of the weather!
Q: Why are duck weathervanes crazy?
A: Because they are Quackers!
Q: If the tail falls off your weathervane, where do you go to get it fixed?
A: A Retail Store!
Q: How do you fix a broken canary weathervane?
A: With special tweetment
Q: What kind of Dino-Vane goes on the home of a sports fan?
A: A Dino-Score!
Q: What do you call a steel dino vane?
A: A Stegosau-Rust!
Q: Which Dinosaurs make the best weathervanes?
Q: Which kind of Dinosaurs should you never put on factory weathervanes?
A: Plant Eaters!
Q: How can you tell if there’s a Dinosaur on the roof?
A: The roof is in the basement!
Q: What do you call a broken T-Rex weathervane?
A: Eileen! (I Lean)